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INSTALLING A HUSBAND
Dear Tech Support,
Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend
5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slowdown in overall system
performance, particularly in the flower and jewelry applications, which operated
flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.
In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable
programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, and then
installed undesirable programs such as:
NBA 5.0,
NFL 3.0 and
Golf Clubs 4.1.
Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and
Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system.
Please note that I have tried running
Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.
What can I do?
Signed,
Desperate.
DEAR DESPERATE,
First, keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is
an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system.
Please enter command:
ithoughtyoulovedme.html, try to download Tears 6.2, and do not forget to install
the Guilt 3.0 update. If those applications work as designed, Husband 1.0 should
then automatically run the applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.
However, remember, overuse of the
above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy
Hour 7.0, or Beer 6.1. Please note that Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that
will also invoke the routine “Farting and Snoring Loudly Beta.”
Whatever you do, DO NOT under any
circumstances install Mother-In-Law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the background that
will eventually seize control of all your system resources.)
In addition, please do not attempt to
reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0-program. This is an unsupported application and will
crash Husband 1.0.
In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does
have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might
consider purchasing additional software to improve memory and performance.
We recommend you try installing Cooking 3.0 and Hot
Lingerie 7.7.
Good Luck!
Tech Support
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